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I am going to die a terrible death and have no job for the 8mths due to a disgustingly moronic prelim cert.

10 lessons learnt from Prelims:

1) Never attempt AQ before doing the compre qns/summary. It's a stupid thing to do.

2) Never attempt the qns at the back, that are the topics you guessed will come out, before trying out those in front for Math p1. It's a demoralising and stupid thing to do.

3) Never attempt essays before doing DRQs for phy and human geo. It's a moronic thing to do.

4) Never eat candies when doing human geo paper. Yea, it'll calm you down a bit, but after that you'll start choking at the qns.It's a distracting and stupid thing to do.

5) Never belittle Math p2's stats. It's a STUPID thing to do.

6) Never forget to check if there's any ans paper that's not tied up. It's a SCARY thing to do. And you'll die from heartattack out of shock b4 you die from heartattack out of sudden sadness upon getting back the papers.

7) Never forget to bring sweater when going for exams. It's a stupid thing to do, wanting to die of cold in the exam venue... That's y exam venues are usually cemetries...

8) Never sleep late the nite b4 math exams. It's a STUPID STUPID STUPID thing to do.

9) Never joke b4 the exams. It's a stupid thing to do.

10) Never listen to songs b4 exams. It's a stupid thing to do. It wun calm you down. It'll only make you forget every formula and detail instead.

So, don't go to the A'levels as stupid as me.

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