[Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
Barbossa: What arr you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: No, what ARR you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'?
Barbossa: NO! What ARR you doin'?
Jack Sparrow: What are YOU doin'? ...Captain gives orders on the ship.
Barbossa: The Captain of the ship IS givin' orders.
Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me Captain.
Barbossa: They be my charts!
Jack Sparrow: Well that makes you... Chartman.
Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?!
[Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
Pintel: ...Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration... sorry.
Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
Pintel: Yeah?


[After Flying Dutchman attacks the Empress]
Sao Feng:Forgive me. . .Calypso.
[One of Feng's crew mates comes in and realizes what has happened]
Crew Mate:What did tell you?
Elizabeth:He made me Captain[Holding Feng's piece of eight]
[The two walk out as the Dutchman's crew takes over and Elizabeth and crew member are held hostage]
Crew Mate:You are not my Captain!
[Jones walks up to the crew mate as Elizabeth is taken down to the deck with the rest of the members]
Davy Jones:Who is your Captain?
Crew Mate:She is![Pointing at Elizabeth]


[Will asks Elizabeth to marry him during a life and death battle]
Will Turner: I've made my choice, what's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa.
[Will gives her a confused look]
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa! Marry us!
Barbossa: [fighting off Davy Jones' crew] I'm a little busy at the moment!
Will Turner: Now Barbossa!
Barbossa: Fine then! [climbs up on a ledge] Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today... [continues fighting]
Will Turner: Elizabeth, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do...
Will Turner: Great!
Elizabeth Swann: [fights] Will Turner, do you take me to be yor wife... in sickness and in health with health being the less likely.
Will Turner: I do.
Barbossa:As captain I now pronounce you...(fights off enemy) You may kiss- [fights off enemy] You may kiss- [fights off another enemy] ...Just kiss!


[After winning the climactic battle, Jack and Gibs stand at the helm]
Jack: Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat for that. [gives Gibbs his hat]
Gibbs: Aye, AYE Captain! [throws hat] Hooray!!
Jack: [pause] ...Now go get it.


Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. That corset makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in the light that my ship is, once again, gone. Savvy?
[Giselle slaps Jack]
[Scarlett slaps Jack]
[Jack slaps Gibbs]
[Gibbs glares at Jack and then he and Jack smile at each other]
Gibbs: Take what you can.
Jack Sparrow: Give nothing back.
[Gibbs catches up with Giselle and Scarlett and puts his arms around them]
Gibbs: Ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?


I am obsessed with PoTC! >_<
Jack Sparrow: (after the real Jack has left the cell) I miss him already.
Jack Sparrow: He is quite charming, isn't he?
Jack Sparrow: Nobody move!... I've dropped me brain!

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